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Something to make you laugh. Collaborative work of the 5th-formers.
Ten Great New Year's Resolutions
1. I will do my
dancing homework as soon as I get home from school.
2. I will always be polite and speak
usually to my parents.
3. I will always be
silly in class.
4. I will not throw paper
teeth in class.
5. I will not talk or play in class.
6. Every Saturday, I will clean up my room and put all my
legs and trees away.
7. I will feed my
pet pig and take him for walks without being reminded.
8. After every meal, I will clear the cups, plates, and
CD-s right away.
9. I will help my little brother with his math homework. I will not tell him that 1 + 1 =
twelve and that 2 x 2 is
one.
10. I will help my little sister with her social studies homework. I will not tell her that
Elva is the capital of
Russia or that
Adele was our first President.
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