Loch Ness Monster or NESSIE for short

In today`s lesson with the fifth-formers we talked about the biggest lake in Scotland - LOCH NESS - and of course, a monster who is believed to live in this deep lake.
The children were very eager to find out more about this legendary creature.

Do you believe in Nessie or not? Write your opinion and add it in the comment section. EXAMPLE: I believe in Nessie because ..... / I don`t believe in Nessie because.........................

Here comes some interesting games about monsters and Nessie.

NESSIE

MONSTERS

MONSTER JOKES

MAKE YOUR MONSTER

MONSTER SHOPPING TRIP

SCHOOL JOKES

Let`s start the new school year in a funny way.

• Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t". 
• Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

Teacher: James, where is your homework?

 

James: I ate it.

 

Teacher: Why?

 

James: You said it was a piece of cake!

NB! comment - a piece of cake tähendab ka väljendit "käkitegu" 

 

 

 

What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?

 

A blackboard!

 

 

• Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
• Pupil: I used his pen!

 

 

How do bees get to school?

 

By school buzz!

 

 

Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.

What was that?

My homework!