SCHOOL JOKES

Let`s start the new school year in a funny way.

• Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t". 
• Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

Teacher: James, where is your homework?

 

James: I ate it.

 

Teacher: Why?

 

James: You said it was a piece of cake!

NB! comment - a piece of cake tähendab ka väljendit "käkitegu" 

 

 

 

What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?

 

A blackboard!

 

 

• Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
• Pupil: I used his pen!

 

 

How do bees get to school?

 

By school buzz!

 

 

Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.

What was that?

My homework!