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Something to make you laugh. Collaborative work of the 5th-formers.

Ten Great New Year's Resolutions


1. I will do my dancing homework as soon as I get home from school.

2. I will always be polite and speak usually to my parents.

3. I will always be silly in class.

4. I will not throw paper teeth in class.

5. I will not talk or play in class.

6. Every Saturday, I will clean up my room and put all my legs and trees away.

7. I will feed my pet pig and take him for walks without being reminded.

8. After every meal, I will clear the cups, plates, and CD-s right away.

9. I will help my little brother with his math homework. I will not tell him that 1 + 1 = twelve and that 2 x 2 is one.

10. I will help my little sister with her social studies homework. I will not tell her that Elva is the capital of Russia or that Adele was our first President.

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